phantasyhalation:

looking to hire a chivalrous young knight to assist with noble duties. responsibilities include loyalty till death and reaping what i have sowed. poor critical thinking essential.

hawkeyeismyavengersboyfriend:

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

girl-daigo:

I got me a working theory here…

doubleipa:

ALT

milfkon:

starting a collection

glyphsmash:

lingerie with a single belt loop for your carabiner

april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

piratemadi:

when you think about it. thatwas a conversation btwn max and flint. “i cannot believe we are so poorly made as that: incapable of surviving in the state to which we are born, so used to the yoke that there can be no progress without it.” “progress cannot begin and suffering will not end until someone has the courage to go out into the woods and drown the damned cat.” like they were talking to each other thru the gay lion pipeline maybe you dont get it